{"product_id":"not-tonight-dear-excuse-mug","title":"Not Tonight Dear… Excuse Mug","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003eFor those nights when you’re just \u003cem\u003enot feeling it\u003c\/em\u003e, this mug says what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to. Featuring the bold phrase \u003cem\u003e“Not tonight dear…”\u003c\/em\u003e surrounded by a flurry of classic excuses (\u003cem\u003e“my back hurts,” “I’m on my period,”\u003c\/em\u003e and more), it’s the perfect blend of humour and honesty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003eWhether you’re gifting it to a mate, dropping a hint, or just enjoying a laugh with your morning brew, this mug is guaranteed to raise eyebrows and giggles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003e11oz white ceramic mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003ePrinted with vibrant, high-quality inks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003eHeart-shaped handle for extra flair\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003eHandwash only to keep your mug looking its best\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it’s brilliant\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003eA hilarious gift for partners, friends, or anyone who’s got a list of reasons\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003eBold, colourful, and unapologetically honest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003eAdds a cheeky twist to your mug collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA little note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 20, 20);\"\u003eEvery screen shows colours a little differently, and the printing process can create subtle variations — making each piece uniquely yours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ginger House Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57775332196733,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0934\/0082\/6237\/files\/1769176548914_2_d38d5a74-0602-42f0-ae49-74c641e93d90.jpg?v=1769891869","url":"https:\/\/gingerhousedesigns.co.uk\/products\/not-tonight-dear-excuse-mug","provider":"Ginger House Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}